Perry's Thought of the Day

Mark my words: Before her career is complete, Jennifer Love Hewitt will win an Oscar.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Make your random acts of kindness less random and more kind.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Enjoy your Superbowl, Pittsburgh. Peyton will be bring it back where it belongs next year!

Perry's Thought of the Day

Huey Lewis memorably sang, "Do you believe in love?" Yes, Huey, I sure do.

Perry's Thought of the Day

The smell of frying bok choy isn't for everyone.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Love is like oxygen—you get too much you get too high, not enough and you're gonna die. I'm not sure which philosopher said that, but it's true.

p.s. Gretchen, I've been unable to get into the washroom today. Is it being repaired for some reason? Also, who is this Asian American Elder who is cleaning desks? He wouldn't answer me when I asked.

Perry's Thought of the Day

When I was a student at Dred Scott University, former president Richard Nixon came to speak before my law class. In an act of protest I refused to applaud or shake his hand. I regret that now because he never heard my opinion. Speak truth to power and power will listen!

Perry's Thought of the Day

The difference between a flower and a weed is the attitude of the gardener.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Love is like a big chocolate sundae. Dig in and enjoy!

Perry's Thought of the Day

Bird is the word. Larry Bird, that is.

Perry's Thought of the Day

"We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning"

Not since the great Buddha has this truth been expressed so perfectly. On behalf of all us at Panini & Rye who "didn't light it
but tried to fight it," thank you Billy Joel.

Perry's Thought of the Day

When Britney Spears writes a song as good as "Desperado," then I'll start paying attention.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Friends may have been the best situation comedy ever made. The writing and performances snapped, crackled, and popped. Do yourself a favor and watch an episode tonight.

Perry's Thought of the Day

A Hoosier is someone "who's sure" he's living in the best darn state in the union!

Perry's Thought of the Day

If blondes really have more fun, it's just because they try harder to have fun.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Don't do drugs unless prescribed by a physician.

Perry's Thought of the Day

The early bird may get the worm but the kind bird helps others get their worms.

Perry's Thought of the Day

Bees spend their entire lives selflessly working for the betterment of  the hive. Are you making honey or just eating it?

Perry's Thought of the Day

Go home everyone. Justice delayed for a few days won't kill us.

Perry's Thought of the Day

The best donut is the one that you are entitled to and no more.