i am working today under protest

ok, so i came into work today. i wasnt planning 2 but vic got all pissed off because he couldnt find a bunch of wexler docs and called me at 3am threatening to shoot me. i dont think he was sober enough to aim straight then but i figured id pop in and put them on his desk before he got in today, becuase sober vic is scary vic.

that would be cool but it looked like he was impatient and tried to find them himself, really messing up the w drawer. and i think, judging by the bloodstains cutting himself really bad in the process. the drawers are locked for a reason. theres all sorts of stuff in there we dont need to be sharing. im not really sure a bowie knife is a good lockpick anyway.

of course the files werent even in w, because that would be inconsistent with where the other wexler files, which before i shredded them to keep mr panina from being indicted (fat lot of good that did, huh) were being kept under "files - transcripts - incriminating - badly mimeographed - wexler," in the b file cabinet (for "begins with a w"). i would have gladly told vic that, but im pretty sure he wouldn't have been able to find the b cabinet because the cabinet is labeled 's" for "second, sixth, seventh, and seventeeth letters of the alphabet." which has files beginning with "b," "c," and "pu-py" (im not sure how it was originally labelled that way, but I guess i miscounted a bit.

anyhow, all that would be fine but gretchen saw me before i could leave and told me that since i was already here i should finish out the day. also, something about having negative PTO hours right now which makes no sense because if there was negative time we'd be able to go back and win vietnam or free the slaves or something. which im pretty sure is still impossible.

anyway im working under protest becuase i said i wasnt coming in and then i did a favor and now i have to work which is totally unfair.