Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tough Love

Well, gang, I regret to inform you that the donut thief has neither "fessed up" nor curtailed his/her abuse of the one per rule. I've just returned from Roger's office and we agree that because this person has decided to spell "team" with an "I," we will not be distributing holiday bonuses to the staff this year (this does not include partners or lawyers, of course). No one regrets this more than I, but this season is about giving and not taking, but the thief started this with his/her taking of the donuts. The line has to be drawn somewhere.
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  1. robDecember 23, 2008 at 9:59 AM

    gretchen please let mr rye know that i will no longer assist him in locating inspirational messages in his "personal" files becuase that favor was contingent (sp?) on being able to get an xbox360 this year.

    i dont even eat donuts since im a type 2 diabetic but thanks for asking.

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  2. Vic Graine, AssociateDecember 23, 2008 at 11:10 AM

    Gretchen,

    Shouldn't it read "'team' with an I?'" Also, tell Perry that some of the witnesses from the zoo incident have recanted some of their eyewitness reports. I'm as a stunned as anyone, but this case could end up being... unusual.

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