his name is Shenrab. i first met him fifteen years ago when Perry sponsored a peace and understanding tour of nepal. he taught me a lot about myself and i incorporated his theories into my sets as a dj. this led to the justly legendary PsychoShaman Spektacular in Hamburg 1995. my set broke boundaries of the mind and spirit. after the show a very famous idm musician came up to me and bit me on the shoulder. this was a warrior's bite and showed the depth of our connection. i'm not telling you who it was but come on. anyway i bridged tibetan animism, chaos magick, and musique concrete in the last true uprising of psychedelia.
back to buisness: Shenrab will be surreptitiously collecting personal items from each employee of the firm. this is in order that he may perform his "efficiency ritual" which will pinpoint the location of the bad spirits.
Shenrab will also be instituting a mandatory circumambulation of the office efficiency idol every morning. let's all pull our weight here, we need all the help we can get. Angie, you are not exempt, i have seen you eat bacon and you never take jewish holidays off anyway plus i saw a seven years in tibet dvd at your house so i think you'd welcome the chance to experience this culture firsthand.
do not be alarmed by his songs, dances, and ritual items. do NOT throw away any of his amulets and charms even if they smell bad. if it smells bad to you, it does to evil spirits too so please be quiet and take one for the p&r team.
thanks everybody.
- dj jazzy neff
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