An Update

Don't bother trying to track me down. I'm updating this from a public terminal and will soon be gone.

Progress in both my endeavors - freeing Panini and bringing down the Picayune - are getting off to a slow start.  So far I have had to spend most of my time fighting a low grade war with the various hobos of Purgatory, all of whom seem to be vying for my admittedly delicious sandwich collection. I have tried to explain to them concepts of objective reality and how capitalism is the only just social system. Alas, I'm afraid I was not able to reach any of these common vagrants, and I have had to... incapacitate vast swaths of the derelict community.

Rest assured, however, that I will not rest until my objectives have been completed.

Vic out.