Tuesday, January 27, 2009

sexual harassment

i don't think suggesting a breeding program for p&r employees constitutes "sexual harassment" so i'm going to do it right here: we are creating a new society here at panini and rye. but no society can last if it does not hand down its values to the next generation. we must perpetuate our culture through progeny and we cannot allow harmful influences from the outside world (Cash Logan for example). in order to facilitate the emergence of a new society, i have just repurposed an assisted living home i inherited from my uncle into an official p&r lifestyle center. ample housing is available, onsite food prep, laundry, and bathroom facilities and a conference room i am outfitting with a state of the art sound system for dj nights. Shenrab is guiding me through this process. you are not required to join the Roger B. Neff New Society Complex, but you are highly encouraged to do so. i myself will be moving from my apartment into the new complex. we could call it the neffplex. anyway i want all of you to be my neighbors. a new life is possible. i am the firm. we are the firm. and the firm is the future.

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