payroll

due to two thirds of the office staff being out "sick" three days after my birthday party at the dear, kind, thoughtful Miss Pedowitz's house, it's fallen on my shoulders to work out payroll with Gretchen since Perry doesn't seem to know how to use a computer. Perry and i just sent Angie to the Golem County Jail to liberate Vic's colleague Rob Livermore who is apparently a (the?) filing clerk in our office though i don't recall ever having met him. Angie will be out of the office the rest of the day to help Rob recoup.

i would just like to take this moment to remind people that prescription medication is not a plaything and i did in fact notice the "disappearance" of several bottles of medication used to treat a nervous condition with which i have been afflicted since my early '20s. i would like to remind people that 1. these drugs are treating a condition 2. the dosage level is set for a man who has been taking these drugs for almost twenty years. you do not give a child a howitzer. likewise do not play with a fire you can not control/understand.

now this could just be a coincidence. many have blamed the spicy crab dip and so food poisoning could be the culprit. i suppose its a coincidence that the symptoms of our office plague match sideeffects of my meds. regardless, you will have a paycheck upon your return since i doubt Perry is in the firing mood. that's not the gun he;'s interested in shooting right now, sotospeak.