Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Going Underground

With Mr. Panini's recent communique, I can finally say goodbye to the incompetence of this firm until order is restored.

A fish rots from the head down, and so what is there to do but chop off the current head and surgically graft on the older, better head that is unjustly incarcerated. That is why I am going off the grid and joining an underground Randian separatist group. Once proper leadership is restored, this new vanguard will be wiped away.

Besides the primary mission I am engaging in for Mr. Panini, I will also be endeavoring to take down the Picayune. They have been a thorn in our side for too long and a brave new Panini & Rye cannot afford their liberal commie mumbo jumbo. Also, I will try and finally get the damned Wexler Contract finished.

I don't know how long I will be underground for, it could be weeks or months. I will, however, be able to post occasional communiques from anonymous locations. But rest assured, I loathe you all and when I return you shall all be receiving your just desserts.

P.S. Panini, of course, would not be so foolish as to not leave another agent within the firm while I am gone. Rest assured I will be kept apprised of any actions that are taken to thwart our plans.

Bring it on.

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